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bs-leblanc
3:47 PM
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I ctrl-F’d it. I skimmed it. I read it. I was shocked this post didn’t include “law” or “police”.

2/17/20
3:28 PM
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Same here. I just scrolled past in on the main page and thought it was something related to Toy Story 5 rumors and they featured a weird pic of Bo Peep.

2/17/20
1:31 PM
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Absolutely. The only reason someone would vote for “Say My Name” is they don’t want to be hunted down by the Beygency.

2/17/20
10:04 AM
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Another (non-creepy) example is “Wedding Dress” by Matt Nathanson. Fantastic song, but it’s about love falling apart. I heard it at the beginning of the reception of the last wedding I went to - at least it was before the new couple arrived.

2/14/20
10:44 AM
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Cheese. My good boy Jack loved cheese slices (which also made it easy when he had to take medication). Read more

2/14/20
9:48 AM
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Splinter readers: “It’s fucking Trump’s fault!”

2/13/20
1:01 PM
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Same here, you just gotta pace yourself. If there’s a box of donuts just sitting there all day, somehow that same box is empty by mid-afternoon. Read more

2/11/20
1:31 PM
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I’ve used a tarp once before to collect snow for snowballs and a snow man. Living in Dallas, even when we get snow it’s usually not a whole lot (save for 2010). So the tarp helps to collect the snow free of leaves and dead grass - because when you get a couple inches every few years, most of your snowmen will probably Read more

2/10/20
1:53 PM
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They should split it into two segments. Run the first one, go to commercial, present a few awards, go to commercial, then run the second segment. Read more

2/10/20
12:55 PM
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Yeah, I’ve stopped trying to help cashiers give me change (i.e. give $21 for something costs $10.83) because I’ve grown tired of explaining the logic. Read more

2/10/20
12:40 PM
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Aimee has my vote. When I read her first three picks, I thought she was tapped into my brain.

2/6/20
4:29 PM
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I rolled over a 401(k) to an IRA back in 2007 with the intention of letting it sit for a very long time. One of the first things I did was buy 6-8 stocks with decent-to-healthy dividends along with a 10-year CD (to kind of serve as a reminder to myself to be patient). Along with a couple others I bought during the Read more

2/5/20
5:05 PM
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“No, wait until the last minute. Just accept you’ll spend more. Otherwise, you might get a very awkward ‘thank you’ phone call [updated for 2020] text on Valentine’s Day.” Read more