I’ve seen people try to skip the line at int’l arrivals. Of course somebody will rat them out, after which they are sent to the back of the line. Poetic justice...

Gate lice exist primarily because most people have little common sense and/or think they are above the rules due to their sense of entitlement. The gate attendants make so many announcements explaining the boarding rules yet half the people in the group 1 line either have no idea what boarding group they are in or are…

Driving my non-lifted, stock-tire-sized 1997 GMC 1500 long bed, two tone Silver on dark red with matching dark red interior:

cheaper is relative, since the chances of you finding a base model of ANYTHING other than a work truck variant, is effectively zero unless you special order. And let’s be honest the number of people willing to special order a regular vehicle is in the single digit percentage. Basically everyone just looks for whatever…

Maybe his logic is that if there are no car seats in the back it’s going to be roomier and you have a better chance of scoring with and impregnating the babysitter? I mean, it sounds crazy, but this is JD thinking that we’re trying to unpack...

The Outback. Bring back the Baja. 

I will bring automobile manufacturing back to the highest level in the history of our country...it’ll be like it was 50 years ago.

I mean...the open ocean is easily accessible from LI Sound. That’s kind of how sounds work. But no one here would describe this as on the open ocean. Guildford is about 50 miles from Montauk by sea. You need to go to Rhode Island for houses on the open ocean.

“Boomers will just have to listen to their local Cornhole, Iowa HS football game some other way.”

AM radio turns any night behind the wheel into a trip.

Before anyone says anything about the frivolity of the McDonald’s case, go look at the pictures. 

automobile insurance rates had increased by 73 percent, and said that he would “cut that number in half”

Don’t get dumped while using your BumperDumper. 

I used to think cruises were horrible but I went on my first one, I liked it mainly because I needed to turn off my phone for a few days and relax. 

I have one friend who’s frequented cruises since he was a child. His family would go on one every couple years or so, and now that we’re in our 40s, they still do. In fact, his ENTIRE family just got back from one that went to Alaska for his mother’s 70th birthday. I’m talking almost 20 family members. But they seem…

That was the most useless video I’ve seen in years. Not only do they make you click on the video thinking it will show the actual event, but they also replay the random highway video every 10 seconds. There is nothing on the highway clip, they filmed it from their news van. Gonna report the stupid fox video for…

Comb the desert, you say?

You, uh, seem to have excised the “every year” part off that quote.