Rejected by Gregor Clegane for not being enough of a jerk, maybe?

I understand the need to study the digestive contents, as it’s not often possible with a body from so long ago, but it pales in comparison to my being totally fascinated by the facial features and the fact there’s hair on his face and head. Yeah, I know more decomposed mummies often still have some head hair, but this…

“Ape must not kill ape!”

Manifest writing crew: “Oh crap, I thought we were off the hook!”

65% of adult American’s identify as Christian as of 2020 according to a Pew survey. This is the country that prints “In God We Trust.” You don’t understand why religion is important in this representative democracy?

This person belongs in an institution, and CPS needs to come for her kid.

Wbere I hope Frank Daramont is heading now to retire with all that cash.

The unsustainable part is living in the desert, not the hydropower.

Jeezus, everything about this show seems to just drag on and on and on.

Really? It seemed pretty frickin’ obvious when I saw that movie that Winston ‘betraying’ Wick was really faking Wick’s death.

Straight-up betraying Wick after they killed all of the High Table’s soldiers and assassins makes ZERO sense.  

And YOU need to stay in your lane.

While not quite as cool as excavating an unearthly item filled with strange alien knowledge...

Bowltergeist?

What are you going to do about it? Go on strike?

Spare me your puns.

Bunch of spirits who intended to brutally murder him, but got drunk and just said “fuck it, let’s go bowling dude”?

He stumbled upon Homer’s old bootleggin’ operation.

I certainly hope those weren’t load-bearing bowling balls.

So his big strike turned out to be nothing more than a bunch of spares.

“a nearby church to use in a bowling ball cannon at a pig roast” — Now *that* sounds like a truly Blessed event. The saints will surely smile on that day.