I mean, it’s not just Kia dealers that do this shit. Even if they are bad. 

Knowledgeable Bay Area buyer: “Only $100k you say?”

Imagine shopping for a house and the realtor telling you the seller said you can’t see the house unless you agree to $100,000 over asking price. You’d walk.

lol I love it!!!

I own this shirt, but few people seem to get it.

I want to make a series of t shirts

On a Suzuki x90, Jeep hood emblem, jeep tire cover, it’s a jeep thing you wouldn’t understand sticker, jeep hat jeep shirt and jeep wave at all jeeps you see

On any suv, the smallest rims that will fit. I want to see lots of rubber not lots of metal.

Welcome... I call this the “halfway-murdered out” look

Properly swapped badges, not tacky Pep-Boys stuff, but things like the nice KDM(?) inspired alternate logo for Kia’s, vehicle appropriate JDM badging, making a G8 or SS into a Holden, etc... It is very subtle like older Optima’s with K5 badges or prompts a quick double take(the SS as a Holden I saw yesterday).

On on a muscle car louvers

I don’t know if it counts as a “mod” since technically it’s actually not changing the car from the way it was delivered to the dealer, but I really like the pop of color that keeping the splitter guards on cars like the Challenger.

“I told them we’ve already got one”

Or piano black. 

Hate to break it to you, but manuals have been coming with cars since at least the 50's; it’s not a new thing.

I will always buy the upgraded sound system because I love music.

That is an extremely unsettling metaphor haha

You will. Oh, dear God, you will. It is like ten thousand little angels whispering sweet nothings onto your back and buttocks.