Here you go. The BMW iX

Oops. I guess that shows how much attention I pay to Jaguar’s lineup lol

But that’s ugly-cute. The BMW is just ugly.

Honestly, the Silverado looks fucking great compared to this. 

Bangle is to whoever is doing this hot mess as G.W. Bush was to Trump. Not good in any way, but the current guy is so bad you long for the “good old days”.

Could be “butt face” - those kidney grills look a lot like cheek imprints.

Nein!

I want to agree with you with every fiber of my being, but Jaguar doesn’t sell many of, well anything, so maybe we are just wrong about what people want.

Bangle looking like Michelangelo right now 

The E-Pace is a regular car. It’s Jag’s CUV.

-“Miss me yet?”

I believe the official BMW styling theme is "butterface."

*yeesh*

I used to complain abou the post-Bangle BMW was bland, but they didn’t need to overcorrect this much the blandness. Better just give up from BMW and appreciate the looks from older models like the E34

Move over Chevy Silverado, we have a new winner for ugliest vehicle out there now.

Correct.

Umm, wasn't that only available with the four-speed slushbox?

After seeing the pictures, David Tracy is now on his way to Indiana with a pocket full of cash.

The fisherman also went on to catch one of these.