They should just rename their entire SUV range to the same descriptive name, and add a number to indicate size. Uglyandtootall #1, Uglyandtootall #2, Uglyandtootall #3 and so on.

That would actually be pretty awesome.

Maybe even find a way to do stick-on buttons or dials with a wireless connection.  I could literally stick the fan control exactly where my arm reaches while driving.

This isn’t the first time that VW is being such an anagram whore.

SLAP! You can fit so many model names in this baby!

Looks like the same car to me?

Jason, I think you are onto something, just not going far enough.

Screen, indoor thing.

See also: Touran & Routan.

I still remember my 99 TAPASS. Shitiest car ever. Fuck the VAG forever.

VW probably got a great deal on some badge letters and now have to use them all 

Also in the VW product pipeline

Hahahahahaha NO. Those macs video cable inside the arm was very fragile. I was fixing computers in the mid 2000s when those came out. And it seemed that every college student in the local college owned one. Follow that with a warranty up and theyy come to the local PC repair. Now, lets attach that to a vehicle, comine…

love engine noise, but on a daily commute a radio is very nice

How cool would it be if it understood casual language.

How about no screens! It’s *way* easier to do these things safely (without looking at stuff other than the road) when you have physical controls. Voice recognition doesn’t count, cars are loud and computers are still very stupid.

Conversely, screw the passenger. The S2000 had a nearly perfect dash layout. The only concession to the passenger was an air vent.

The weird thing is, I don’t think there’s actually a way to NOT have blank switches in these cars. I’m pretty sure it’s a hold over from the older generation cars before the Sport Chrono pack meant you got the rotary dial on the steering wheel. That took a few buttons like “Sport Plus mode” off the center console and…

Maybe it looks better in person, but man that does not photograph well. Especially for the interior of a 100k car. 

A lot of these cannot be filled on a Boxster/Cayman.

Left Side options not seen:
Sport (available on 718)
Sport + (available on 718)
PDCC
ECS Off
ECS + TC Off
Auto Blip

Ha, I thought the same thing. Who wants to pay this money for a car and have to look at 5 blanks staring at you, taunting you, reminding you how poor you are that you didn’t get whatever could fill them.