If you actually plan on using your third row, the Escalade is the way to go.

Mall Wheel Drive is brilliant and i am definitely stealing it. Kudos. 

So this wouldn’t be “Mall Wheel Drive”

Escalade is bigger, longer, has bigger wheels, and is squarer.

But...why?

It’s really not. They've been hitting is with shit ads for years

Plenty of cars without electronic parking brakes still have foot-operated ones. My last three (2014 Lincoln MKS, 2016 Chevy Cruze, 2015 Grand Cherokee) all had foot-operated brakes.

Fun Fact, if you push and hold down those parking brake buttons in modern cars, they’ll still clamp down pretty hard while moving. In the snow they definitely still lock the tires. Ask me how I know!

Old shitboxs, FTW!

Right click the tab and hit “mute site.”  Annoying we have to, but saves sanity for sure.

If you can afford to be driving a new car, just plow into the car in front of you and let your insurance sort it out. Rich folk don’t have time to waste practicing stopping.

Hardly any new cars are actually cars. They’re some unholy thing between minivan and 4x4.

Many older cars do not have electronic brake force distribution.  In those cases it is great to get some braking from the rear wheels while avoiding locking up the front wheels.  This is most useful on icy roads.  I am part muppet but I drive like a bat out of hell. so LOL!

A 10 year old car is a new car in my books! 

Parking shoes aren’t a issue if your brakes use the regular pads for the hand brake.

You wouldn’t have hit that tree if you had correct tire pressure.

lol this will end in most people locking up the rear end in a uncontrolled spin. i dont think this should have even been shared, just let ABS get you to a stop.

I tried pulling the electronic parking brake button in my BMW. It just told me I was an idiot, and drove me into a tree.