I used to work for a plumbing supplier nd most of them have more work than they can handle. Dealing with giant greaseballs is no fun at all.

I keep thinking someone in the White House is saying, “Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.” 

Yeah. That’s a disability. I’m getting so that I just can’t stand that voice. I can’t even stand it when people are making fun of it anymore. Just no more.

I’ve seen homeowners do shady stuff, but I’ve seen professionals do shady stuff too. ‘Oh, it will get covered in drywall’ when doing shoddy electrical work at the framing stage is not acceptable. I don’t like dealing with electricity, but with a little research I can do better than an electrician who cuts corners.…

Imagine being so devoid of passion that seeing genuine joy in something sparks suspicion. 

I don’t think he’s dead now, and I don’t think he’s going to die from this. But if he does, here’s how it will go down.

It kind if reminds you of this website, doesn't it?

. . . they make the case for adopting a more nuanced approach . . .

When Jeep’s first “Advantage” is heritage, my response is,

I’ve been going to the movies since the age of six and the theatrical experience has been one of the most basic, joyful things in my life. I had the great fortune of going to college during the height of the film guild era and, for years, went to the movies two to three, sometimes four, nights a week. I love the…

A military grade speaker? I’m gonna say that’s a no.

Watching everyone go to lunch together drives me crazy. 

As a husband and father, I have to say (and this is probably a larger phenomenon than just me given that this article had to be written):

When this bitch got back in her car and ran, you could see a new form of terror over her eyes...”oh shit, I’m a Karen, and they got me on video”

White people flooding hashtags meant to support Black people with literally nothing has to be the most sobering portrait of misbegotten activism I’ve seen in a long time.

Well argued, but everyone knows the greatest moment in Toy Story is the shark who wears Woody's hat and announces "I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy!".

I can’t think of a better way to cause a spike than by abandoning mask use before a vaccine is on the market.

What’s the POC breakdown? You know that factors into how serious this will be to a lot of Texans.

She’s talking about the kids ripped from their families at the border, right?

I mean, sure, we could have just said “some doohickeys get in the way of other doohickies,” but that’s not enough. You have a RIGHT to know WHAT doohickeys and HOW they move and WHY. Don’t fear knowlegde: embrace it.