Except we’d have to keep looking at it. I can’t stand to look at anus-mouth now. 

Yes. Trump has totally embraced racism as his last hope to “win” this election. He’ll be yelling Seig Heil and trying to goosestep down ramps by September. 

Nah. I’m perfectly okay with your position on this matter. 

Flamethrowers or cannon fodder? ‘Cause it’s looking like the Trump Regime is perfectly willing to sacrifice them to prove ... something about masks and freedom and some shit. 

Trump’s using Trump-math. See, he would charge $1 billion for the mural. Just like he charges the Secret Service $650 a night for their rooms in the Trump properties they have to stay at to protect his distended orange hide.

Psst: He wants them all named “Trump.” 

And his voice. God, that whiny nasal nails-on-chalkboard voice. I can’t listen to more than four words without screaming. I’ve actually fallen down while scrambling for the remote to change channels.

Exactly. If you’re terrified, you hide inside, with locked doors between you and the thing that terrifies you. You don’t run outside to confront it. No, Mr. and Mrs. Asshole were trying to create terror, not flee from it. 

I was an adjunct for years, and I don’t think I got even 8 complaints, much less 8,000. This guy was trying to piss people off. And trying hard.

Precisely. Anybody that believes the Secret Service doesn’t know exactly where the orange imbecile is every second of every day has the intellectual capacity of algae.

Nah, if Melania is anything, she’s a professional. Her pimp lawyer has made sure that contract is ironclad.

Or his iPhone. Maybe someone threw it into a water hazard. If so, that person is a patriot of the highest order. 

That’s a lot more plausible than “We couldn’t find him.” I mean, this administration has told some serious lies, but that’s so egregiously stupid it makes my head hurt. It’s like insisting the sky is green.

I had to read this sentence three times, but it checks out. Carry on. 

That was my first thought. It’s very clear the person behind the camera knew something was going to happen. There’s no other reason to be recording. That certainly suggests premeditation. 

I can see you backing slowly away from your keyboard, shaking your head, saying “this guy put WAY too much thought into this.”

Oh, we going PEAK nerd now, my friend, and I am HERE for it.

That’s a definite “hmm...” Hulk couldn’t lay a glove on Flash, but could Flash ever inflict enough damage to bring Hulk down? We’re into “irresistable force, immovable object” territory here. 

The Republican Party has fully embraced their unspoken, fundamental philosophy. They are the party of evil. Greater evil, lesser evil, it all falls within their purview. 

I keep saying it, but the battle isn’t to enact the progressive agenda. The battle is to eliminate voter disenfranchisement. If everybody got to vote, the progressive agenda will take care of itself.