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I made this point yesterday to a group. You don’t have to be completely racist to support Trump, but you do have to be extremely comfortable with racism. The difference between those two states is largely immaterial. 

So have I. I also did contract work for a company that invested lottery winnings. Two big takeaways: 1. Most winners don’t seek professional financial advice. 2. Most winners lose all their money.

Betsy DeVos can keep them afloat all by herself. 

No, I think he’s exactly that fucking ignorant-stupid. 

Both solid contenders, but my vote still goes to Trump. Your reasoning is sound, but even late-stage Reagan spoke in complete sentences. 

We should be so lucky. 

Yes. At the end of the day, Trump’s a schoolyard bully.

Spike is both better dressed and more articulate than Trump. Otherwise, it’s spot-on. 

See below. Clearly, Rudy is a Muppet. 

The irony being that Trump is quite possibly the worst public speaker ever to hold any major political office. 

I know. It reminds me of the Joker’s henchmen — if you know the Joker is just as likely to kill you as one of his victims, why did you join his gang? Was King Tut not hiring? 

This is the correct take. 

No, you’re right. It’s the old stereotype of the “dumb blonde” who is actually smart, but plays dumb to be popular. The GOP has elevated it to an art form. “If my senator can’t understand it, it’s just not worth knowing!”

Beat me to it. Trump’s gonna claim that these guys had very small roles in his “administration” and he barely remembers interacting with any of them.

I didn’t know this, so it sent me running to Google:

I think Breitbart just made up the 2% to show how evenhanded, above-board, and statistically sound their polling is. 100% support would look “fake.”

Rudy may well be terrified of the dentist. That’s really the only reason I can imagine for not getting that methmouth fixed.

Yes. He has less presence than Hodor on Game of Thrones, and a smaller vocabulary.

He loves himself FAR too much for that. I bet they swapped out laces for Velcro, though.