It really does, doesn’t it? This is where we are now. It’s bizarre that Rudy’s plea for calm looks incredibly suspicious. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE RUDY?

Probably. But I have boundless pity for the poor Canadian agents who are stuck on that detail.

We’re not going to comment on whether or what paper was exchanged between our 2 countries.

True. Hopefully in the Republican stampede to distance themselves from Trump, many of them will be trampled underfoot.

There is literally no situation Trump cannot make worse. None. Every single time we think he’s hit bottom, he goes lower. It may be the only thing he’s actually good at. 

I know. Who would have thought that the Bush years now represent a mythical golden age? 

That was my first thought. I’m surprised Canada didn’t launch an investigation when some weird stalker started sending scrapbook messages to their prime minister. 

Well, I did. My high-school history teacher, Mr. Williams, who was black, completed an application and joined the KKK. You mailed in the application with a fee. He wanted to show his students how stupid these people were.

Only if his father made a substantial donation to get him enrolled.

Correct. It’s an investment, not a business. And the investment has paid off handsomely in slashed corporate and billionaire taxes, implemented by the GOP, and aided and abetted by Fox News, who consistently deceive the voters who consistently vote against their own interests. 

Probably. His hearing isn’t great, and his vision is worse, plus he couldn’t read close captioning IF he had it on, because illiterate. So he catches snippets on Fox News, and he can only hear the shouty parts. He forms a mental “picture” (I use both the words “mental” and “picture” extremely loosely) and then he…

We’re safe. He’d either have to watch the movie or read the book, and both of those things are beyond Trump’s capacity. 

Perhaps he should look in the mirror. 

I wish I could say you’re wrong but ... you’re not wrong. 

Yes, it’s Post Mortem, a former undertaker that fell into a vat of embalming fluid and turned to a life of crime. After being foiled by the Dynamic Duo, who used Bat-skin cream to defeat her, she’s sworn vengeance against the living. She works for Flip-top, a failed businessman with a failed comb over, who wears…

He’s got a better speaking voice. 

cynical fucking cockwombles

This could literally be one of my in-laws. Yes, I know exactly what dim little thoughts creep around in their tiny minds.

Yes. My pay isn’t great, but my benefits are outstanding (by for-profit insurance standards, anyway). So I won’t consider changing jobs unless something catastrophic happens. Yes, I’m locked in. 

Yeah, it’s a real thing. This is a textbook example of it.