Yes. This is actual dementia babble presented on stage, and his supporters love it. You can’t make this shit up.

The liberal media is doctoring the photographs. Trump is the best-looking, fittest president in the entire history of presidenting. Just ask him. 

Trump’s got a three-syllable limit on words. More than three, and he gets confused. See “furniture.”

Yeah, I think he misinterpreted what he was told at the last staff meeting Putin called.

Yeah. The nurses in the memory wards call it “covering.” 

I’m sure they did. Somehow, someone managed to convince the Ochre Imbecile that the “send her back” chant was really not playing well. So they left nothing to chance. It’s pretty easy to get the dotard to wail about Hillary, so they’ve moved back to their greatest hits compilation. 

In true Trumpian fashion, everything he does somehow backfires. The more he focuses on them, the more popular they get. See: New York Times, Saturday Night Live, the Mueller Report, et al.

Yeah, that color really pops. It’s part of his “please re-elect me” makeover. 

You’d think, right? No, they seem to possess a boundless reservoir of gullibility.

Damn fine Kinja. 

Eight slices? Amateur. 

They’re just brainwashed at this point. Trump could wear a white hood to his rallies and they’d swear he wasn’t racist, all while chanting “Send her back!” Which, as we know, is a completely non-racist thing to say, since the Grand Dragon-in-Chief has proclaimed that it’s utterly not racist. 

Yeah. I posted upthread, but this seems like something Lindsey was ordered to do. He’s a bootlicking quisling, but he’s not an idiot like Trump -- he knows this isn’t going anywhere.

No, you’re not the only one. My theory is that whatever compromising information that Putin has on him and provided to Trump is getting close to being revealed. This pointless exercise in manipulation seems like something he was ordered to do, and he has to comply. Thus, the alcohol consumption has increased. 

As vampires on public funding, they’re an easy alternative for politicians who don’t want to do the hard work of improving public education.

Spot on. An opportunity to trot out:

Okay, star for making me laugh. Chabot’s a disingenuous prick who wants to be on the record as having “discouraged” the blatantly racist display that’s bound to occur. Now that lip service has been paid, he can sneak in the back door and enjoy the festivities.

everyone has diabetes and gets winded walking up stairs

It’s like you’re looking into the future with a crystal ball. That’s exactly how it will go.

Probably. But I like to think that sometimes, in the wee hours, or when they’re nursing their hangovers, people like that realize exactly what they truly are.