I’ve still got my AOL account. Plus it’s really short (early adopter). It’s fun to use it in stores. I rattled it off one day at the Macintosh store and the kid’s eyes got huge. “That’s really, really old!” 

Excuse me, could I get your signature?

A shoe needs to be thrown. 

Good for her. As a tangentially related aside, I’m still waiting for the Problem Solvers Caucus to deliver some results.

Yes. Because wishy-washy people who don’t stand for anything and can’t articulate a position are exactly the type of people that inspire others to rally behind them. It’s just good strategy!

Came here for this. Dropped my star and left. 

Deepfake. 

I’m on board. Hell, at this point I’ll vote for a bromeliad. 

Overqualified. By the standards of the Trump Administration. 

Starred for vivid imagery, but yes. He’s running scared about something. Actually, probably several things. 

Yep. Heard exactly the same thing from my mother-in-law. In front of my wife and daughter. And I’m sure there are a lot of women who felt the same but didn’t say it out loud. Humans are their own worst enemies. 

It’s amazing how “many people” are misinformed.

First true thing he’s said since taking office. Nonetheless, Politifact and Snopes are fact-checking it now. 

he’ll nominate someone even worse!

Please don’t leave me. 

I’m going to clip and save this handy guide for future reference. Thanks!

I’m pretty much with you. Yeah, it’s funny, but I’m going to see it on Facebook posted by mouthbreathing relatives as TRUTH. And no amount of disclaimers will shake their belief. So funny turns to scary pretty quickly. 

Well, it’s not like Kilmeade is holding back on the racism now, so I’m not sure how much more truth we’ll get. Mostly I just want to see them in luchadore masks. 

You need to ramp back up. Do it for the economy! The rest of us are doing our part!

He prefers Moscow Myrtle. It’s more discreet when he has to take calls from Vlad.