More specifically, AILA found that processing times for foreign visas had increased 46 percent over that time period.

Oh, he does. His vision isn’t that good. That contributes to his reading problem, his terror of stairs, and his unholy attachment to Kellyanne Conway.

Yes. It’s not impossible. It’s literally the least you can fucking do to avoid promoting racism. Unless, apparently, you’re a racist.

It leaves scars.

Seriously. I worked for an asshole on this level once. Biggest salary I ever earned (which should have been my first clue). I lasted 9 days before I quit. All I can think is that these nasty little parasites must not have the faintest scrap of self-respect.

At first I thought this sounds completely fabricated. And then I thought, Kentucky? Maybe not as far-fetched as I originally thought ...

Netanyahu has Trump nailed down in understanding how basic he is.

Oh, well done. So noted. 

Oops. I was using “fucking” as an adjective, not a verb. Fuck, fucking “fuck” has way too many fucking uses to fuck with. I need to use my profanity with more precision. The old sergeant major who taught me to swear would be ashamed of me.*

Plus, KJU is Trump’s kind of guy.

Was gonna say. I didn’t know Big & Tall made flight jackets for giant waddling nectarines. 

This. This is what we need to fear. A never-ending, pointless, unwinnable war is all the justification Trump would need to “suspend” elections indefinitely. 

Yeah, we know how this will go. One is a beloved icon of the American political landscape and the other is fucking Mitch McConnell. 

Needs way more stars. 

It was probably a pre-arranged signal, but President Dementia forgot what it was supposed to mean.

It’s really no wonder no one wants to tell him anything. We already know he basically gets hysterical over any type of setback, and now he’s going nuts over the slightest inadvertent behaviors. It’s no wonder the White House staff entrance had a revolving door installed. It’s even more amazing that anybody lasts more…

You’re spot-on about narcissism. Got one in my extended family and literally nothing penetrates her haze of self-absorption. Three stretches in jail and they are all someone else’s fault. Serious drug addiction but it’s all the fault of the people who give her drugs or make her upset enough to take them. No money but…

Math is not one of Trump’s strong suits. Well, literally  nothing is, but he’s particularly bad at math. If you put 800 people in an arena and they cheer for him, he literally thinks those people are representative of everybody. 

I forgot Deez!

Yeah, polls are suspect, but I too love the fact that Trump is running scared. Anything that makes him miserable is okay in my book.