Boobs, why you so grey today? This gif shouldn’t be grey. No.
...a longtime dairy and goat farmer...
Thank goodness you didn’t entirely miss the point.
YOU ARE NOT! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AND LOVED.
pretty sure there is a sign about putting your stuff on the seats, though it may be too subtle for the above mouthbreathers to fully grasp.
Her doctor hasn’t kept up with medical science. She should get a new one.
“Wu says sperm can hang around in your vagina for around five days...”
because few judges have had to assign child support to two men in a case of a mother with twins
what is this i dont even
NOTHING. I LITERALLY DO IT EVERY DAY.
I’m 27, and I want to be her when I grow up.
GOOD GOD LEMON
I once had one skip three times, then take a sharp turn to the left, order a Dairy Queen Blizzard, then sink under the weight of its own bloated existence.
I actually read a tip, I think it was on Jezebel, that has worked for me. If you see a skid mark, fold some toilet paper (don’t just wad it up), and set it on the water. The water will bring the paper down and then when you flush, it wipes away the skid. I’ve been surprised by how well it worked for me, I’ve even done…
ive heard it so much as the first answer to everything the last few years, i feel like the answer to income inequality and ISIS is to eliminate dairy and gluten. sigh. that said, yeah, just use the brush next to the toilet, dude.
Okay, but do you have any advice for how to tell someone that they need to change their kissing? Try to lead by example, perhaps? Kind of feeling guilty that I didn’t tell the last overly-aggressive tonguer that she needed to cut it out.
The lip bite where you don’t actually bite but just barely apply pressure with your teeth and kind of just pull GENTLY over their lips is a melter every time and in my experience, the female picks up on reciprocating really quick. I don’t know alot but I know its a great kissing move.