Using gravy to hide the stench... Yes, I like this. Will no longer be buying Lady Speedstick.

lol did he like

C’mon. It’s the idiot driver’s fault, not the rental company. I know they’re grieving and losing a loved one sucks, but this is not going to make it right.

And THATS how you acquire brand loyalty

S..SILK SCREEN Thank You cards? FUCK THAT NOISE..

My co-workers are all great, we have one of the few female brewers in the city! It’s the customers. Going to a sampling and having them try and teach me about beer, or giving them a tour of the brewery and having them ask all these questions in a snarky “no way she can know the answer to this” kind of way.

Basically the only way cleaning is tolerable, tbh.

I do my best cleaning when I’m stoned.

Full disclosure: I may or may not have cried my eyes out at the counter in order to get something shipped by a certain date..more than once. I may or may not have cried at a Staples around 3:30 pm because I had to print goddamn KEG COLLARS and then adhered them by hand to the keg by 6pm that day.

Stoners do all kinds of things. I clean my apartment and watercolor.

We’re the unsung heros. A lot of people don’t realize the PAPERWORK..the emailing..the FedExing..the long dreadful hours that can go into it. Just as taxing as shoveling spent grain or cleaning tanks. It takes a village and a lot of hops (or Grapes in your case)

Anyone who actually knows ANYTHING about beer is well-aware of Blue Moons corporate heritage.

Not me. If they are the ones to do it, then fine with me. I’m going to send a little money, and then make a chalk pentagram in my driveway. Then I will hop around it like a devil-worshipping game of hopscotch.

Vegas. I would wear it, and I would wear it in Vegas. Last time I went (to see Britney, not ashamed) I wore a sequined mini dress and a short faux fur coat and I looked great (for Vegas).

“To the youth of this city, I will seek justice on your behalf. This is a moment. This is your moment.”

God I hope Bernie Sanders trounces her in the primaries or better yet, Elizabeth Warren wakes up one morning and decides she will in fact run for the White House. Both things are extremely unlikely to happen unfortunately.

How I will be voting: