“It’ll open the right doors. Also some of the wrong doors. Like cat-flaps, for example. You can’t use a cat-flap, but it’ll open up anyway.”

I'd sign up for this. It reminds me how people thought that movie Life would be a stealth prequel to Venom, when instead Life was a terrible movie with no reason to exist at all. 

Calling it now. This is the fourth Nolan Batman universe film.

Without Uncle Deadly it would have been distinctly average muppet-fare.  With him, it was well worth watching. (And that’s not the first time I’ve said that.)

I liked it a lot.  People got super-pissed about Kermit having a different pig girlfriend.  They all appreciated the Muppets on a deeper level than us.

I’m fascinated (and a bit delighted) by how many people came to the AV Club today to defend the record and reputation of Peter III. There is certainly nothing wrong with passionately debating the merits of a long-dead Russian monarch, but I just wasn’t expecting to run into it here.

“Mother! You’re alive!”

“I feel kind of...invincible. Is it hot in here or is it just me?”

I saw Batman Returns at a formative age, which served to establish Michelle Pfeiffer as an absolute dream girl and set the reveal of Bruce and Selina’s alter egos via a repetition of an earlier exchange as the ne plus ultra of dance scenes that involve pivotal dialogue:

I agree with your points, but I think you’re shortchanging Ewan McGregor’s Obi Wan. He thought he brought just the right mix of humor and gravitas to the prequels. 

Yall leaving is really wearing down on me. Gonna have to follow you and the others on twitter and whatnot. Kotaku one stop shop for the, most part, no more.

You will be missed. Always loved your Twitch sessions and long-form stuff. Best of luck.

It did a pretty good job subverting the sex-com tropes of its era - gratuituous “Unrated Version” insert shots, chief among them. Making the Chet-ish older brother a closet case was similarly brilliant. 

Colin Robinson, this does not concern you so please retreat to your underground bedroom, thank you.

“What are you talking about. He’s not a wildcard. He’s a card you get on the top of the deck that has the instructions on it so you throw it away..”

Wouldn’t be surprised if this was someone at a developer or publisher that downloaded them for reference and never got rid of those files. I know what Wii files they’re referring to if they’re referring to the SDK, as I had access to those at one point when I worked for a publisher.

please, please, please, oh god, let me have a playable version of this, please!

See this is the kind of leaking I can get behind. Unlike with Last Of Us nobody is having their hard work ruined or their game spoiled, it’s just a glimpse at history we otherwise would have never seen.

Now that pretty much the entire game industry is delayed your work here is done.