Which is what makes it so weird when you ooze Cool Guy On The Internet vibes normally associated with middle school edgelords.

Or, hear me out, it’s okay to like things that influenced you as a kid and it’s okay to be bummed out when the author is revealed to be a bigot.

First off, I feel compelled to point out that Defector, the site created by former Deadspin writers, is now officially alive and pumping out solid content that doesn’t just stick to sports.

I’m on the record in my reviews, but I think Danger Island gets an enormous amount of mileage by foregrounding the Pam-Archer friendship. That being said, I’m excited to see the real-people versions of these people after so much time away.

SP is worth it. It’s pitch-perfect length, and the story isn’t heavy handed. The real star is the gameplay mechanics. Time-travel level is just as fun as you’ve heard. I know I was a skeptic. Haven’t really messed with MP since it’s not my cuppa.

High intensity coasters in RCT never get even a moderate excitement rating. People are too busy shitting themselves to have fun.

The Beast at King’s Island, the tallest, fastest, and longest wooden roller coaster in the world, has a ride time that clocks in at around four minutes. Also Steel Dragon 2000 at Nagashima Spa Land, the longest steel roller coaster in the world, has a similar duration.

People screaming “Let me off! Let me off!” about 2 minutes in, especially with all those helices and inversions. 

That’s a long five and a halve minute ride. Or in Rollercoaster tycoon time: Two Months.

this is essentially the philosophy behind the universal studios rides, synced audio/visual with the rides. its great

I imagine making an actual roller coaster like this would be crazy expensive (not even factoring the music licensing) and I’m no expert on how realistic it is in terms of safety or whatnot (it more or less looked physically possible) but this would be an amazing ride (even if the game says it’s low excitement (what…

I miss James Gandolfini so much. What a loss.

I thought occasions to break out this reference came only once a year.

Pictured: AMC’s scientific advisor.

Man I thought the double for the Mandalorian did a great job capturing the characters physicality on screen I'm S1, it'll be interesting to see how Pedro does. 

I have to say, I’ve quite enjoyed A-List. It’s probably the best subscription service out there. I think somebody’ll buy these guys, they have too many properties. OTOH, that debt service...yikes.

I am very glad Guillermo saved the cat. 

That was brutal and not particularly witty. I think they wanted us to feel bad for Jerry, maybe to justify him becoming the cult leader of the improductives and starting a war against his own spouse latter in the episode.

I said “Jesus Christ, Summer” out loud literally 2 seconds before Morty did so they knew exactly what they were doing.