This is a bad take. The details ARE the game. The story and gameplay is far from original or innovative.  But the immersive world created by the stunning landscapes and the mundane details like dirt, horse riding, foliage, scurrying animals, etc. is what takes you back to a world over 100 years ago and make it one of…

Improving the culture of a company is a hard thing to do that takes a lot of time. I hope that it works out for all the people on the ground at Rockstar. To make the culture of a company worse, all you really have to do is to start an herb garden.

This.

The only realistic thing about this show is the bit where, in the middle of a high speed fire fight, Caleb is just gazing at Delores presumably thinking about how improbably gorgeous she is. 

Something something George Soros, Globalism, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and of course Chemtrails.

I’m not sure if its the gag I like or the story behind it, but in Into the Spider Verse when Miles throws a bagel at one of the scientists, the word “bagel” pops up when it hits him in the head. Apparently an animator put that in because they misunderstood a joke when talking about the scene.

The best part was they weren’t even pretending to hide it was the same exact three shots three times in a row.  

The Dead Speak!

Twenty bucks says the show’s going to end up as a box of commemorative snacks.

I have always loved In the Mouth of Madness. That movie definitely influenced me when I was certainly too young to watch it. 

Event Horizon is one of the few times I’ve been so scared shitless by a film that I’ve had to sleep with the light on after it, and much of it was down to Sam Neill’s performance. He is one SINISTER looking bastard when he wants to be.

13 year old me was scarred for life by the “Where we’re going you don’t need eyes to…

Shit guys, I thought he died and I missed it and this was an In Memoriam post. Don’t do that.

I’m a huge fan of Clark’s rants in general.

I just showed my 9 and 12 year old sons that flick two nights ago (Quarantine Movie Theater).  I can’t believe how much they loved it.  Obviously some of it hasn’t aged so well (although a well timed “roll em up” is still fun), but yeah, we had a great time.

The biggest laugh for me is when Rusty tells the guard that his dad has killed a dog, and his Aunt Edna, and Clark says “Hey you can’t prove that.”  

I remember 6th grade me thought the part where Clark shoots the security guard in the butt was the funniest thing in the world. Candy’s reaction for some reason just floored me. Still remember pausing and rewinding that moment over and over again, laughing my ass off.

We’re all gonna have so much fuckin fun we’re gonna need goddamn plastic surgeons to remove our smiles!

So Seedy Boss was developed by a Jon Plowman? I think this gentleman is, as they say in Old Blighty, havin’ a laugh.

That was my take No. 1.

Listen, dude, this kid just did a business.