About a 0.8 Olivia Wilde

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Hah! Go watch it in person. You’ll pee a little. If you don’t listen with earplugs, I PROMISE you, it will cause you IMMENSE discomfort.

Its true. You can try to describe it in words. You can punch your buddy in the chest E.Honda style to attempt to show him how the sound wallops your body. You can say 0-320 in 3.5 seconds.

Must be experienced in real life to fully understand. The ground shakes. It's amazing.

Chelios, Roy, and Subban all traded due to personality issues. Good job good effort LOLHabs.

If the internet was bigger in the mid-90s, we would have LOLHabs. This move reminds me a lot of the dumb shit that went down after the ‘93 Cup.

Hall out of Edmonton, Stamkos stays in Tampa, Subban traded to Nashville...

In Canada, this day will forever be known as Le rouge wedding.

Doesn’t surprise me, what with women and their hysteria and fainting spells.

They do it every ten minutes or so during the game, too. It’s terrifying, and absolutely fantastic.

This is bonkers and maximum schadenfreude

Can we list the countries that are better at soccer than England?

This is why bitches be playing games and giving fake numbers and shit, rather than just being honest with a dude. Sigh.

Only the best

If I'm reading it right I believe she wants to exit from modernity, complexity, and responsibility.

What exactly should the US learn from this? Who are we exiting from?

Aces and Bosses is pretty good. I bet they go with something like Outlaws. I liked ESPN’s suggestion that you just call them the Nordiques because they’ll be up in Quebec within a decade.