Couldn’t you at least put a spoiler alert for those of us who haven’t seen it?

That used to be a (kinda racist?) joke. But you’re not wrong. 80s Japanese tourists get to feel vindicated as fuck as well!

This comment doesn’t just deserve lots of stars. It deserves a nebula that creates stars....

On a related note, my grandmother spent the entire decade of the 80s with a huge video camera on her shoulder, taping literally every family event. We teased her about not being able to actually participate in the events she was taping. In 2016, everyone is now my grandmother. She passed last year, but she would also…

How is it that you have honey both with and without bananas on the list, but not just bananas? Peanut butter and banana is the best.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so happy to place 2nd. These pics of those two are making my year...

Congressional Democrats will never do a Thor damned thing about guns.

Do you hate democracy or something?

Those bunkers terrify me. I wouldn’t break 200 on that course...

+1 for darius kaspiritis reference

You talk about how difficult holidays are. My chaplain, sober for 30 years, has an interesting thought for that. Say it’s New Year’s Eve and it falls on a Thursday. In order to head off the holiday panic, he says to himself, “It’s a Thursday and I don’t drink on Thursdays....” In other words, focusing his mind on how…

Harbaugh would criticize this guy for his indifference.

the rumble in the jungle

watergate

That’s how I found out. It was weird because at first I didn’t realize it was breaking news because I just turned the tv on at 1130 like I usually did. For a minute or two, I was like, “I don’t get this opening sketch at all....”

I hate that you are upstaging me but that pic is fucking perfect.....

That’s a fabulous pic of him.

I feel like I’m starting to get Deadspin humor.

A lot of players in the lower minor league live with host families. Not saying that’s right, only saying that a lot of the guys making 1100 a month don’t have to pay rent out of it

Idk, I feel like minor league ballplayers are akin to college interns (many of whom don’t get paid at all). Which isn’t to say MLB aren’t greedy bastards..they are...but I also don’t think that a job meant for 18 and 19 year olds needs to be able to support a family of 4