Last year for Christmas I was doing photo collages for each of my parents. Tons, TONS! of pictures of me and my Dad. Pics of Mom? Nowhere to be found, because she took all the pictures. I finally had to get in touch with my uncle to find enough pictures to finish her photo tree.

This will lead to unspeakable tragedy during New York’s long Flamingo hunting season.

Ahh, pink. Is there any lady-related problem that it won’t solve? Trump should try being pink instead of orange to carry the lady vote.

“Doctors have investigated and they think maybe it’s to do with blood levels in the brain when I lift heavyweights,” the Finn added.

My grandfather was the same way. And when I spent the first half of college in a town full of tourists, the Japanese ones seemed excessive with their constant picture-taking and filming, but clearly they were in the vanguard.

What about selfies taken wearing maxi dresses?

I was so thrilled to watch Simone and Aly compete. And they way Aly was hugging Simone before the final results was sweet.

Dan Hicks: “And there’s the man responsible!”

Go whole hog and do James Joyce. Begin at the end, get sloppy with your punctuation, switch narrators at the blink of an eye, don’t capitalize things too much or too often, and throw in some anal sex.

Legally, can he do this? If the money was donated for the sole purpose of his recovery, is he allowed to use it for something else? Genuinely curious.

Nuanced look? Or an excuse to put a post with Simmons?

I know just the other day I said to my husband,Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, “why, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspirituswho is totally my husband there are people who do not believe that our love is real. I think that you, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, my serious and sincere and not fantasy…

We’re on the west coast, no one cares about us.

I downloaded it and then realized it wanted me to go outside. Like, to places. Where people are.

Cool. Now replicate feeding the hungry and curing the sick.

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Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

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