He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

What isn’t happening with those dresses??

If a media personality has a hot taek in the forest and no one is there to hear it, can we leave him there?

I love this movie so much...must watch when I get home.

pro: LGBT people can win pageants now

:reads headline:

Forget homosexuality; that shiny pink polyester in the background is an abomination against God. What is even happening with those dresses?

“Congratulations! You’ve won a ticket out of Missouri!”

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

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I haven’t read the entire article yet, but I just want to go ahead and chime in with what I tell others about “professional gamblers”. I live in Los Angeles, but I go to Las Vegas often and over the years have been acquainted with them and they are some of the smartest, funniest, wittiest people you can encounter, but…

I can’t decide what filled me with more joy—the ecstatic Icelandic goal call, or the choreographed simul-slip of the pitch invader and the security guard, around :08 of the video.

Yeah Colombia created a bunch of chances shortly after the went down to 10 men. If the ref had correctly awarded their penalty, this would’ve been a heckuva game. Sadly they tired and the last ten minutes plus were shite.

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

That’s cause the Iceland jerseys are only sold in Iceland’s (confusing) clothing sizes:

Stay on the easy bracket? And dishonor their Viking ancestors feasting and battling in the halls of Valhalla? This is peasant speech. In the hearts of every Englishman and Frenchman beats the ancient fear of longships spotted on the horizon, coming their way.

That does it. Buying an Iceland shirt.