If it was 11 qts of oil, it would of been a Jag with the straight 6.

Halladay was one of those guys who had the throwback asthetics without the faux-toughness and bitching about how things aren’t like they used to be. He just went out and fucking dominated, then got on with the rest of his life until he went back out five days later and did it again. Man, he was good.

No, I expect you to die.

What’s the worst that can happen?

They actually give you a high 100k salary.

Then you go and binge purchase all the stuff you ever wanted.

Then you get targeted by a jealous neighbor who then robs you.

Then you move to the wrong neighborhood.

Then you meet a person pretending to be your friend who then gets you hooked on…

You need to try associative training.

Whenever you crave sugar, drop a kettlebell on your foot.

Soon you’ll stop craving kettlebells!

Came here to say something similar:

All of these are terrible and will piss off your Barista, who will see right through you immediately and not let you do it a second time. Don’t ask for free shit, don’t abuse the cream carafe, and stop trying to fucking hack everything.

Don’t worry. Kristen will be there to protect you.

Poor attempt at sarcasm. And if you’re serious, fuck off. Or live out your life at home cowering with fear.

Did you know that out of the hundreds of nations in the world, the US is #13 when it comes to rate of theft?

Wow, that’s really scary, you should totally stay home, then.

“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

1) This is literally just a summary of someone else’s advice in a video, why so serious, and what does my age have to do with it?

Taking this a bit personally, aren’t you? Maybe - and this is radical I know, but hear me out - don’t read the articles that are of no interest of you.

When Mrs. Taylor and I listened to one of his books on audio, we tried to play “guess the point of the anecdote” and we only got it right like half the time.

This should just read “Malcolm Gladwell is a Myth”

Alright. That does it. I can live in a world where Trump is President. But I refuse to live in a world where the Yankees are vaguely likeable.

This is a common occurrence. Most people here also know pulling the e-brake on the train would only end up possibly killing the dude as well as getting the train stuck for at least half an hour.

You think anybody is going to delay the train just because some guy might get killed? It’s New york man.

Can i be not a fan of suggesting she can get another partner without his consent? That shit happened to me after 4 years and my polyamorous friends were like “that’s not cool. People who cheat with the excuse of being polyamorous just give us a bad name.” If you’re dead set on that and it’s been discussed just end the…