Theory: It is impossible for a Pats fan to write more than 5 words about the Pats without coming across as completely insufferable. Hey, so sorry because of a run of unprecedented success you have to deal with some people who don’t like the team the same way you do. Must be really fucking difficult!

Can we have a discussion about light up brand logos?

My sources are all saying they are redesigning it into a FWD-based CUV, but don’t worry they are keeping the mid-engine powerplant!

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

Are we still calling this an open-wheel series?

Here’s the Toyota Supra Face before you’re supposed to see it.

I dig the rig. There just isn’t $14.5k of camper there. If you spend your time looking at $100k+ expedition vehicles, this might look like a bargain with its minimalist accommodations, but apples-to-apples, you shouldn’t be paying this much for this little.

If you’re an actual outdoorsman/woman, who likes to fish and hunt in the more remote spots that the once-a-year hunters/fishers never find, then this is a Very Nice Price.

The M70 was forged by a god from two straight sixes in the heavens who slammed it under the hood and with a voice like thunder said “Never open the hood again”

Alt headline: Car we once openly mocked now indistinguishable from present norm.

Late Stage Capitalism is begging corporations for the privilege of buying their goods.

It’s no turbo-encabulator.

Mazda has a ways to go before they master the meaningless engine naming skill of the 50's-60's Oldsmobiles:

It’s typical Japanese marketing. Vague, abstract, dreamy English words thrown together into something that is ultimately meaningless.

Rofl, it’s true though. I was dropping off a one night stand at his car and he was all excited to show me the SkyActiv badge like it meant anything other than getting 33-45mpg. I still don't understand his motivation there.

Sonoramic Commando, maybe not as long lived, but certainly more fanciful and non descriptive, many more from that era.

Lol I feel the same way about Honda’s “EarthDreams” moniker like wtf who is coming up with these names. 

They need a better evacuation plan. 

Promising concept!