I expected more beard.

I know he’s a Navy SEAL and all but this dude looks like my insurance agent. Not at all what I expected.

THANK YOU.

Nerd.

I’ve wanted an M4 for a while now but I have absolutely no use for it.

Hmm, was that a Benelli? Looks like it, but I couldn’t tell.

It’s An Awkward Time To Be A Star Wars Fan

I’ve been to that restaurant a bunch of times. They have regular guacamole on the menu and have a “special” guacamole every week or so. They can get pretty out there. I had one with goat cheese in it once. Pretty interesting.

Not sure if you’re aware but during the holidays people get together with their family; that may include a brother and his wife. Oops... Fail dude...

I knew airbags were powerful but had no idea they could do that. Pretty awesome.

Ha. Since when?

Agreed.

In the last decade I’ve had a Mercury, BMW, VW, Ford, Subaru, Honda (motorcycle), and a Jeep. I’d say I don’t have much.

Impressive.

Never even been invited?

All of these attractive people and then there is Ribery. Jesus.

I’d hope so since it looks like that banner was made by the sorority.

Looks that way to me as well.

If you had gotten Indian it may have been 5?

I think I’ve had that happen with a zit.