“Holy hell, this bastard’s a Nazi sympathizer / racist / anti-Semitic / terrorist / redneck!”

Probably, Benelli sponsors a lot of promotional and exhibition stuff. I’m not sure they’d officially endorse this, but if they sponsored the guy doing it, he’d like have a Benelli or two.

(no, it’s still a bad tattoo.)

Boss: What are you doing? The ceremony was cancelled! The NFL is no longer paying us for this sort of thing.

My wife’s water broke for our 2nd kid and I started making dinner shortly afterwards. Her statement was “But we’re having kebabs tonight for dinner and I won’t get any food in the hospital. . .”

My wife and I finished hanging the bookshelves and pictures in the nursery after her water broke.

Fun story about ice breakers: they are often dual hull designs (and ice breaking bow and keel on one end and an open water bow and keel on the other) because icebreaker hulls are terrible in open water so they are designed to turn around in open water and sail one way and then flip around completely when they get to…

I don’t even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire storage area.

Makes sense. Like this:

Pasta salad is a side dish, not an entree. It’s fine between your second and third burger at the cookout. At least it’s better than actual salad.

Dennis Miller. I know, I try to block it out as well.

“It’s almost as if Weaver had no choice but to throw something inside...”

Ahh! That’s what get for trying to look at this pic on my phone.

Youre right, it was funny anyway.

Easily.

These are what you want. Spend the $$$ and do it right, seriously. You’ll thank yourself every time you turn on your lights.

Guess who sold his project ‘72 CL350 for the same reason? This guy. (Still not the type to let it rot outdoors though without even trying.)

Maybe run through that math again

Yes.