GOD DAMN IT MEN THIS IS NOT WHY I WATCH SOCCER

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

I don’t buy it. It’s in the best interests of the league to have the largest media markets possible in the Super Bowl and London is way bigger than Boston.

Yep. I myself came from a great supportive family, was on my way to getting my degree, but did not know I was suffering from a life long anxiety disorder that led me to two suicide attempts. I was fortunate to find my way out (and finish my degree!) with a lot of help/therapy/support, but some people aren’t so lucky,…

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

A person with an Irish last name telling someone else not to overcook their potatoes is priceless.

Remember when the Internet was evolving in the 90s and everyone said you should never give a website your real information let alone your real payment information? I don’t think Bezos is worth $100 billion because we are giving Amazon fake addresses and credit cards every time we make a purchase.

Holy Crap!

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Are you ready for a PARTY?

And now for a ridiculously dumb story that you shouldn’t bother reading:

when are you going to hire some good people?

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

How do people take any joy in *anything* if they actively seek out spoilers like this?

Joey is the likable heel of baseball, ala The Rock from the early 2000s.

“What are you reading?”

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

“He felt horrible. He did not intend on hurting anybody...which is why he brought it to a Padres game.”

I think this whole fad would go away quickly if we could go back to calling them “toy helicopters” instead of drones

*Mike drop*

Boy, the Patriots Fan brain is a weird thing indeed.