Because not all of us can be Ron Swanson.

Meanwhile Matt Kuchar wishes no one would cash his cheques.

Friday Night Lights 2: Lights Out!

Friday Night Lights 2:  Revenge of the Lights

It’s like if 2002 Maddox stripped away any semblance of irony and 2005 Simmons maxed out the Sports Bro persona to run a sports blog together in 2019.

Does the “author” want to die on impact at arrival?

Either way, TMZ has a photo of him in a hospital bed with large facial bruises.

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

Earn your pinstripes! Grossly over pay for an undersized apartment and spend 14 dollars on a pack of cigarettes!

your not the orlando ilusion

Hey, some of my best friends are bar stools.

Those are literally the words the police chief used. What’s the matter with you?

The most disappointing part of my day is when I hear Trump hasn’t dropped dead yet. Come on deep state what are you waiting for?

Hi mom!

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Today, you became American

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass