MoviePass provides, without a doubt, some of the most useless and frustrating customer service I’ve ever experience. To read that Gizmodo “reached out to MoviePass to confirm” made me cringe, as it could be weeks before anyone receives an automated response full of excuses and deflecting responsibility.

I care.

Nah, Ajit Pai can get fucked.

Soooo only the public intox charge?

Should’ve just posted this and called it a day.

Apparently Michael Phelps is going to race a great white shark during Shark Week. I don’t know how they’re going to handicap the whole thing but he’s going to lose...badly. So, what’s the fastest animal you’re capable of beating in a foot race? A moose? Medium-sized dog? Standard NYC subway rat?

Blue the Colts mascot is far too low consider his affinity for beating up children and clowning all other mascots.

I like to think of the entire Cardinals squad as the Trump Brothers of baseball.

*With gloves on under a heavily regulated set of rules.

Nope, don’t define my memory of Aaron Hernandez as just a guy in a jersey. 

Pretty poor move by the Oilers but that headline is peak Gawker.

A few players sure, but no video - regardless of its message - will ever make me like Patriots fans.

No joke, that’s an incredibly reasonable explanation.

Yawn.

So defensive! Let me guess, your next response will be something even more eloquent like...oh, I don’t know...#MAGA?

Man, no need to get out and see the world out there, right? Just draw the curtains and stay inside, that way the bogeyman can’t get you.

Definitely a full Warriors uniform until he jumps on the Lakers bandwagon once they make the playoffs.

Actually watching the video will blow your mind.

Just as Matt is free to point out the internet falsely sharing a 22 year old photo as current content associated with a relevant story, your daughter can still love the photo in her room as an object completely disconnected from April the Giraffe. You get that right?

Yawn.