I care.
I care.
Should’ve just posted this and called it a day.
Apparently Michael Phelps is going to race a great white shark during Shark Week. I don’t know how they’re going to handicap the whole thing but he’s going to lose...badly. So, what’s the fastest animal you’re capable of beating in a foot race? A moose? Medium-sized dog? Standard NYC subway rat?
Blue the Colts mascot is far too low consider his affinity for beating up children and clowning all other mascots.
*With gloves on under a heavily regulated set of rules.
Nope, don’t define my memory of Aaron Hernandez as just a guy in a jersey.
Pretty poor move by the Oilers but that headline is peak Gawker.
A few players sure, but no video - regardless of its message - will ever make me like Patriots fans.
No joke, that’s an incredibly reasonable explanation.
Definitely a full Warriors uniform until he jumps on the Lakers bandwagon once they make the playoffs.
Actually watching the video will blow your mind.
I’m confident he will still, somehow, find a way to break his collarbone.
I always go back to trusty Verne Lundquist calling Tiger’s chip at the 2005 Masters.
I know right? Barstool really is garbage.
So if your youngest goes, and then doesn’t want to come back to you, I assume you’re totally cool with it?
This:
Yes, absolutely it’s on the coaches here, especially considering the new “offensive mastermind” of the moment bumbled his way through the 4th quarter.
Nah, Alex Mack played on a broken fucking leg, so it’s not too much to ask a guy with a mild ankle sprain to get off the field in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl.