Yep. I myself came from a great supportive family, was on my way to getting my degree, but did not know I was suffering from a life long anxiety disorder that led me to two suicide attempts. I was fortunate to find my way out (and finish my degree!) with a lot of help/therapy/support, but some people aren’t so lucky,…

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

A person with an Irish last name telling someone else not to overcook their potatoes is priceless.

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Are you ready for a PARTY?

And now for a ridiculously dumb story that you shouldn’t bother reading:

when are you going to hire some good people?

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

Joey is the likable heel of baseball, ala The Rock from the early 2000s.

“What are you reading?”

The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

“He felt horrible. He did not intend on hurting anybody...which is why he brought it to a Padres game.”

I think this whole fad would go away quickly if we could go back to calling them “toy helicopters” instead of drones

*Mike drop*

Boy, the Patriots Fan brain is a weird thing indeed.

wow. someone’s in the pocket of big danish.

“Friends of Jason” sounds like the shittiest support group in the world

Jesus! I hadn’t watched the video until just now because I can’t be bothered to watch Fallon. Damn.

He looks like Steve Bartman ate Steve Bartman.

Ah, beat me by two minutes! (The comments take a while to load)

I hope my commentary justifies its continued existence; that, and I can’t delete it now.