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talk of previous violent incidents, expression of paranoia, overreaction to workplace changes, unstable/emotional responses, feeling of arrogance/supremacy, intense anger/hostility, violations of policy, exploiting/blaming others

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Damn, I would have expected him to dominate any competition where you score by hitting nothing but net.

“Oh great so I gotta start off extra innings with some dude clogging up the base path in front of my hitters? Not on your life dude.” Dusty Baker

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Bannon probably attempts to climax while watching “The Young Pope” and is unsuccessful each time.

And you made no typos! :)

I’m blind in my left eye and legally blind in my right and I have a full time job AND host bar trivia on the side AND cook and garden and shit. I know people who have even more limited vision than I who are capable of doing plenty of normal shit. I really can’t stand the Stevie Wonder conspiracy theorists.

Um, I think Ashley already posted this blog this morning?

I’m sorry for your loss, and it’s clearly a nice touchstone for you to honor your father’s memory. With that being said:

It’s nice to see an ad at the Super Bowl just be “Hey, here’s this product, and why you should buy it” instead of a bunch of gimmick comedy shit.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

It wouldn’t be Boston if people liked the colored guy.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

I get that you don’t want to understand, but this isn’t allowed.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

I could watch him all dei, for that mater.