wow. someone’s in the pocket of big danish.

“Friends of Jason” sounds like the shittiest support group in the world

Jesus! I hadn’t watched the video until just now because I can’t be bothered to watch Fallon. Damn.

Yes, human misery on an unimaginable scale is “fascinating”.

I’m missing the connection between your family owning this poster and the claim that the writer needs to “get a day job” after years of writing for Gizmodo...

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

He looks like Steve Bartman ate Steve Bartman.

Ah, beat me by two minutes! (The comments take a while to load)

I hope my commentary justifies its continued existence; that, and I can’t delete it now.

Alternates

talk of previous violent incidents, expression of paranoia, overreaction to workplace changes, unstable/emotional responses, feeling of arrogance/supremacy, intense anger/hostility, violations of policy, exploiting/blaming others

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Damn, I would have expected him to dominate any competition where you score by hitting nothing but net.

Can you imagine the uproar if white people were enslaved for hundreds of years, and after having been freed were still denied basic rights for another century, and then were denied the tools that would allow them to better their overall circumstance like decent education and access to housing and banking, and then…

“Oh great so I gotta start off extra innings with some dude clogging up the base path in front of my hitters? Not on your life dude.” Dusty Baker

The real conservative stupidity litmus test is whether you voted for Trump.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

Bannon probably attempts to climax while watching “The Young Pope” and is unsuccessful each time.

And you made no typos! :)

I’m blind in my left eye and legally blind in my right and I have a full time job AND host bar trivia on the side AND cook and garden and shit. I know people who have even more limited vision than I who are capable of doing plenty of normal shit. I really can’t stand the Stevie Wonder conspiracy theorists.