I know you mention issues with powered elevators, but this contraption would be absolutely useless in case of an emergency. Seems to be more of a frat house gimmick than a practical alternative.

So which food group is Bernie Sanders in, exactly?

“And foolish people like Manic Otti will comment and give us clicks anyway.”

When Donald Trump loses the election, I’ll hope for this series to be revisited as the Cardinals and their fans will in fact have lost yet another game.

Red Sox fans are Patriots fans. Patriots fans are scum.

“Most races do this and are taken into custody...” - so right there you’re singling out other races as being superior because they don’t resist arrest.

Are you this openly racist and terrible in real life or only down here in the comments?

Thanks Steve’s earthly proxy!

Welcome to the last 6 weeks of hot takes.

Everyone hates you.

+1 Fat Hump

Unlike 500 Days of Kristin, I will be sad to see this series end on October 2nd, when the Cardinals miss the playoffs and their racist fans have nowhere to turn now that their football team is living it up in Los Angeles, kicking field goals and waiting for Jeff Fisher’s next unwarranted contract extension.

And let me guess, gun violence can be eradicated with mental health programs and better training?

It’s cool, Univision will unanimously vote to remove this post in three years anyway.

Ugh, how dare you!. Facts like that would require reading and comprehension and @albo has no time for that.

I was paraphrasing what was in the original article to refute your tl;dr, not offering my own opinions. Did you read the original article? It’s become clear you did not read the original article.

And they played in the style they know best which led to a 3-0 win. And their Premier League chances have been dashed because of European competition. And they have a chance to advance in Champions League.

I know right? Like the 3 HRs he’s knocked out since September 4, including the pinch hit homer Monday night?

Not everyone wears pink so I imagine they’re able to opt out? I’ve always imagined an equipment manager wheeling around a big hamper full of pink, NFL-approved flare through the locker room and guys just grab what they want. Who the hell knows.

I don’t see why not. The players love to wear the pink and camo because it allows them to wear things that aren’t mandated by the league. Funny to think that when you regulate the color and height of a man’s socks he will have an overwhelming feeling of individuality when given the opportunity to wear pink socks (as…