Rest assured that Roger Goodell is working to bring this disrespectful subset of colorblind people to justice and he will Make Thursday Night Football Colorful Again.

Peter Thiel:Gawker :: Gawker:Elon Musk

No doubt the Broncos were taking shots at the man’s head and the NFL should be lambasted for allowing him to stay in the game, but let’s all admit this is a shitty headline given the context of what Cam says.

I was thinking you worked on some sort of assembly line or outdoors where you only have access to your phone. If you’re just writing at your desk and leaving inane comments on a desktop computer all day then have you tried...listening to music on the computer?

+1 foot job

Right, just like guns, cigarettes and big oil.

There is a difference between disagreeing with the officials and being flat out wrong every time you’re asked to speak.

Yet somehow you’re in the blacks and I’m forced to decipher whatever the hell you’re talking about.

I was expecting more of those “OMG sooooo over 2016 fuck this” posts after learning KFC’s secret recipe is no longer a secret.

Your inability to comprehend sarcasm and/or the internet in general is an outrage.

Unfortunately Prince passed away 4 months ago which is the equivalent of 26 years in MTV time.

That would be so Apple to introduce a new feature that will change the entire industry and then revert to archaic technology when a few people have trouble adapting. They do it all the time, right? FireWire, CD drives, physical mouse buttons, etc. - I’m so glad they brought those back.

Damn that’s harsh, sounds like you’ll be jumping to Samsung for a 8-10 months before they and everyone else lose the headphone jack, too.

And they haven't since 2002.

I couldn't get past the name Haleigh Bailey.

Are you a leftover Gawker troll or just really bad at being interesting?

How confident are you that Drew could defend his Chopped title, if given the chance?

When will we be seeing our first Jorge Ramos Hot Take?

How would Jon Gruden react if an NFL player pulled an “Oops, I crapped my pants” like the French race walker?

So the hot (but valuable) takes of Gawker.com are being shut down next week, but you guys get to keep posting these terrible YouTube videos that look like they’re produced by Tommy Wiseau? What a shame.