I know right? My drug dealer (sorry, my drug kingpin, because I go straight to the top guy for my dime bags) was just telling me the other day that without the Adirondack line he never would’ve been able to expand his empire from the crime-infested Disneyland that is midtown Manhattan all the way to the ugly back…

That’s just your standard schedule of events for Florida on a Tuesday.

So basically it’s the same as how Americans deplane from every domestic flight I’ve ever been on.

So you’re saying you would’ve independently seen this cool timelapse video by searching for it on YouTube rather than here at Gizmodo?

*Unless you are Donald Trump, who sadly and desperately appeared at all four nights of the RNC.

I’m guessing she confused her Clevelands, happens all the time.

Aw, nice try!

And how would they get that message across? A press release? A tweet? It’s time to start doing something - ANYTHING - to spread awareness about ignorant gun violence and the freaks who support gun “rights” for every man, woman, and child.

Here in NYC, the MTA would take this opportunity to shut down the station and its associated line for 6 months, fixing nothing when all is said and done.

That “JK” on his chest is so fitting.

I believe the consensus is that LeBron is the greatest player on earth and the Cavs are world champions. Oh, and Skip Bayless is out of a job.

Really buried the lede with the Avalanches, I completely forgot that was still happening. Holy shit thank you!

Not to worry, Brooklyn is still a swampy pit this time of year. I’d love to keep butter out but wild temperature swings and a lack of central air mean melted butter without a doubt...not that I’m opposed to melted butter, of course.

The $580 million didn’t vanish, because it was never there. You’d have to assume Samsung already knew as much and Musk was just debunking some rumors.

I know shirtless Elvis might get some conservatives all riled up, but I’m still trying to make sense of the NSFW tag.

Hey sasquatchpatch you just scored a free air conditioner!

And Android apologists are poor?

Were we supposed to chuckle at Sporting Real Charlotte FC? Because I just stopped reading instead.

You should know better than to assume this person read beyond the headline before excitedly commenting about PreCheck.

I assure you you’re in for an even more disgraceful display once the 75th minute rolls around.