It’s TV, so what she should have said is Melon Farmer.

Meh, it’s a little known secret that in TV, directors are in charge of jack and shit.

Personal favorite:  https://www.theonion.com/37-record-store-clerks-feared-dead-in-yo-la-tengo-conce-1819566399

“No! Don’t listen to the coolmanguy! Keep suing!”

On Comedy Bang Bang, Scott Aukerman asked something along the lines of “What do you call people you admire who came before you?” while looking for the word ‘idols’ and Phoebe Bridgers said “Boyfriends?” so I’m pretty much on her side in every scenario now.

Best Onion headline of all time:

Damn, dude is really pissed about being cut out of the threesomes, huh?

“Why do all these women keep claiming I abused them?” is IRL “why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?”

He sounds like a real prize whatever the validity of his claims.

Nor I. It lands between rotoscope and normal animation and doesn’t quite have the charm of either. 

Came here to theorize on the same thing.

Swiss cheese, yum.

Raclette is fucking amazing. I had a Swiss coworker who introduced it to me; at an office potluck he brought his whole raclette contraption into the office and set it up. It’s basically a stand for holding a wheel/wedge of cheese next to a candle. He scrapped the melted cheese onto toast and everyone was very happy.

You were thinking “Where’s the exit ramp?”

The younger version of me inside my head that loved Big Trouble in Little China 36 years ago, thought Shang-Chi was fucking great.

That opening was baller.

Why would I blow $600 on a pretentious gold-covered steak when I could blow $500 on airfare to Europe and $100 on a nice meal there?

He doesn’t look a day over 52.

Anyone else find it funny that this guy went to an overpriced celeb trap and then tried to get clout on Twitter with a relatively cheap steak?