I was at Wal-Mart the other day when I happened upon a gaggle of giggly teens while looking for hand soap. They were debating on what type of condoms to buy and stopped abruptly upon my turn into the corner isle. I commented to them, “Do what you gotta do, and least y’all doin’ it right.” Then one of them made an…

“I believe I can touch this guy.”

Has anyone seen Matt Gaetz recently?

got news for you. it was probably the staff smoking weed.

Persistence? It’s now about as imaginative as underage drinking.

Really glad that Crispy Melt has reduced-fat sour cream.  I was getting worried it might not be healthful.

I know The TakeOut isn’t exactly the Times, but “Obscure Restaurant No One Ever Heard of Bans Teens” isn’t exactly newsworthy to anyone outside this town in BFE. Google the restaurant. It’s not exactly a Chili’s. It’s not unusual for owner-operated restaurants that serve beer to require minors be accompanied by…

This is a good way to guarantee your restaurant is egged this Halloween. Really wondering how they expect employees to enforce this kind of rule. Do you need to show an ID to buy a burger now? 

It looks like this place is a suburb on the eastern side of Sacramento, no wonder the kids are getting up to shenanigans there’s probably nothing to do there.

I genuinely don’t understand how one party is built on causing suffering to the masses and gleefully killing them, and the other party is built on trying to actually give a damn about people and yet somehow this is still a contest.

Don’t most productions make a lot of waste? Set pieces and stuff aren’t repurposed and just trashed.

The really funny thing now is that some Iowa Republicans just got caught doing some major voting fraud themselves, and thanks to the laws they themselves shoved through, they have no choice but to allow a full investigation.

 Variety reported this month that a dead boy detective series is in the pilot planning stage. Weirdly the actors from doom patrol aren't attached yet, but it is apparently being planned as a doom patrol spin-off. The third episode really did feel like an extended back door pilot for the characters, not that I mind,…

Unless they awkwardly digitally insert a sarcastic Tig Notaro into this one I don’t care.

Has anybody else noticed that stars are no longer showing up in notifications anymore?

So the first three episodes of Doom Patrol’s third season are really good.

Your votes are not the sum whole of the effect of your political views.

The one we need

Charles Martinet would’ve been absolutely acceptable.

Super Mario Bros wasn’t an arcade game.