My reaction to Paleo is “Slaughter a mammoth with a stone spear tied to a stick or GTFO.” WE DO NOT LIVE IN PREHISTORIC TIMES, PEOPLE. WE HAVE CONQUERED FIRE AND HAVE AIR CONDITIONING NOW.

goddammit now i’m going to have to scrap my face tattoo plan and start over AGAIN

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

Dolomite? DOLEMITE!? Mothers F-ing Dolomite? Yes! Now you’re talking! Best movie EVER! Well next to Labyrinth. Something about David Bowie in glitter markup, tights, high heels riding boots, And a pimp cane. Grrrrr. Yep. I’m a confused 41 yo black lady. LOL.

The realm of appropriation isn’t exclusive to men, of course: there are actually plenty of women artists that use appropriation and use it well. Penelope Umbrico uses appropriation to make a statement on absence and erasure; Sherrie Levine appropriated photos as a form of feminist hijacking. Both of these women took…

Well, Arabelle has a Rihanna song on her website (uncredited, of course) - so there’s that...

I am a survivor of a fine art education so the original gives me PTSD “trying too hard” flashbacks, but kudos to you to be able to avoid commentary. But you're right- I was all set to sympathize as an artist myself, but really? There is a system of misogyny in which men steal women's art and get away with it, all of…

Good art is hard. Both of these works are lazy and derivative of things that more famous artists have already done. Neither piece is good art. It sucks what happened to them, but it’s been happening to artists forever. That doesn’t make it right. They are churning out buzzwords to (successfully) try and rally support.

Nothing. Also the original piece is lazy and derivative so it's all kind of a wash.

So this seems like shitty derivative art, but what about being lazy and derivative makes it misogynistic?

The fuck is this? Flip-flops are dope as fuck and comfortable no matter what genitalia you tuck away in your underwear.

I want people to just keep adding in Democratic leadership until there are no more faces to replace.

Enter Denim Jacket Guy. DJG was a small, pale man, and regardless of the weather, he wore a denim jacket every time he came in, which was nearly every Monday. DJG would order the AYCE burger special and a 40 oz Colt 45 (not all our beers were shitty; this guy just wanted the biggest, cheapest beer). He would come in…

That’s why I occasionally drive by and throw trash in the yard of the guy who works the night-shift at my corner gas station. “Fuck you, Roger! Why my gas and smokes still so spendy?”

Yes! A server can change the industry!!!

oh hey Mr. Pink, thanks for stopping by

I know that restaurant Caroline Blake was talking about! It’s my favourite resto in the world! And I had one of the most insane internet dates there ever. Met for a drink because it was close to where he lived (on a BOAT, it turns out) and I wanted an excuse to go there. He turned out to be 20 years older than…

Right up there with “Oh, I’m (we’re) a server(s), don’t worry I’ll (we’ll) take good care of you.” If you have to talk about it, its like you have to convince yourself its true (when its painfully obvious to EVERYONE around you that its not).

there’s only one reason not to tip, shitty service. Other than that, you’re an asshole.

I need to find a burger joint that serves 40s.