Yeah- garlic the hell outta everything, says I.
Can’t go wrong...

Oh man- and those Tommy Davidson commercials? YEARGH!!
(lucky for T.D. he was Creamed Corn in Black Dynamite, so all is forgiven)

BOAT PEOPLE DON’T LIKE ICE!
(or refrigeration in general)

They seem pretty legit to me- I was only a server for 5 years and saw plenty of this kind of crazy assholery.
It seems particularly endemic in corporate places.

Not in the yearbook, but embarrassing nonetheless. That’s me on the right at a h.s. art show- clearly uncomfortable, jean shorts with guat belt, birks, and tucked in shirt. I look like a soccer mom instead of a 17 year old boy.
Christ- 90s fashions were unfortunate...
(I miss the HELL outta that hair, though.)

Some people have a lot of time on their hands (and a fair amount of hatefulness in their heads).

Side note: how does one go about being ungrayed?

Man- I might be jinxing myself here, but I think most of my exes would be at my wedding. I’m pretty great friends with most of them.

I proclaim that metaphor to be apt.
APT, I SAY!

Of course it was Florida. Nobody does ill thought out macho asshole posturing better.
(I grew up there, it was weird.)

I thought all 4chan stuff was anonymous? Like all your posts are just numbers or something- hence people calling each other, “anon”.

I bet he had the shirt off and had it twisted around his hand, producing a tie-die effect.
Those white streaks are a dead giveaway...

Nudes are the spice that make existence extra nice.

You are right to question the accuracy of a $7 Target scale.

What I'm about to say will blow your MIND.
Morning Phase was a great album.

Worst. Fucking. Band. Ever. Hey Soul Sister's the biggest piece of shit to ever pollute my ears (and I'm into some weird stuff)

Moral of the story: KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE!

I had a Caravan until the transmission went (as they all do).

A buddy of mine was dating a girl and, as a grand romantic gesture, he bought an arrow from a sporting goods store and a veal heart from the butcher and stuck the raw heart to her front door with the arrow.
Worked like a charm- granted, they were in art school, so that might explain a lot...

"look into my vortex and dance with me."= Best Twin Peaks line never used.

antithesis (anˈtiTHəsəs) :noun