“Here are my clinical trial pills which may or may not help you but you’re only gonna get them while I’m alive so”

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Remover those articles where you all but called Alex Morse a predator for… talking to someone on an app? And now you’re writing about this piece pretending Hill isn’t someone who actually abused her position and then used what her husband as cover for her ethical violations. Good times.

She wouldn’t have resigned if the photos were the end if it, though. Why resign if you did nothing wrong? The photos have given her excellent cover for her inappropriate relationships and she was able to shift the narrative.

gave us Meryl Streep!

(And if they are, ask yourself if their eagerness to reconnect with someone who badly disrespected them is a red flag of its own.)

“Moving is not for the shy”

I mean, the dude from Laverne and Shirley joined SNL a few years later so I don’t think “not ready for prime time players” was ever binding. 

Wow, when she first talked about her path to being a lawyer these comments were full of people talking about how smart she was and how she was gonna be great.

It’s unsettling how comfortable we are with creating entertainment out of the murders of people whose families and loved ones are likely still in mourning.

Wait till you find out how the GI Bill mostly excluded people of color!

Lol

Lol

Did she give birth? Miscarry? Abort? Is her child famous?

Oh

No one deserves these weird, blurry screen grabs. 

He was already born on third base. 

Jezebel is so strange. You have commenters calling women cunt in this article, commenters calling people fat under just about every article. The writers seem to type a bunch of random words into their computers and then arrange them with no rhyme or reason.

co-currently

I am 46 but I’ve heard people using some form of a singular they my entire life so it doesn’t bother me at all.