Well, if you’re broken on the ground trying to figure out how Ben Platt is still playing a high school student

Melissa Villaseñor’s Lily Tomlin voice is great if you imagine she’s impersonating Jennifer Coolidge instead.

Pretty sure it got mangled by the Jezebel author since she wrote the opposite of what the link was saying.

Their characters were Gen X, though. 

I hope this is a consistent stance, because Leslie Jones gleefully adovocated for the violent rape of Mitch McConnell the other day and every told me my response was an overreaction. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This reads super-condescending, but maybe that’s just because I’ve never seen this writer succeed at sincerity or write about fashion before?

lol.  Yeah, they’re so ruthless they’ve now twice been swindled out of a Supreme Court seat. 

Republicans are still executing plans Newt Gingrich made when he was Speaker of the House. Democrats are out there trying to convince us the same people who obstructed Obama on everything are suddenly gonna turn around and work with Obamas’s VP.

Wouldn’t the fact that they were able the GOP was once again able to steal a SCOTUS seat suggest that the Democrats have no contingency plans? (Because they don’t)

I like when you say Waddles because some of these Jezebel writers are as fat as Trump so we can call them that, too, right? Wadlettes?

“Baka love is reportedly 24”

I thought that Borat 2 was funny but I’m not an absolute pill so 

Doesn’t Susan Sarandon have some voiceovers for big Pharma to record?

But I think we can’t underestimate the impact this will have on public sentiment.

Look, every time the pope says something it gets mistranslated into something way more positive and far-reaching than he actually said and a bunch of dumb dumbs willingly fall for it.

Grow up 

The accident that didn’t do anything to his career nearly killed her career even though she wasn’t driving?

Something about the tone of this doesn’t sit right with me, but it’s not as if Jezebel has a consistent stance on anything.

Maybe the heterosexual ones

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