Sounds totally true and not mad up at all.

As a kid in the 80s who was called this on a daily basis, I knew exactly what it meant.

When I hear “withered husks” I think about what Bernie looks like in 2020 compared to what he looked like in 2016. 

You need to start by making people move their wedding rings, then.

No talk about how when Jezebel went in on Alex Morse for being a gross old gay?

Maybe she’ll get an MSNBC show like Nicolle Wallace.

So you’ve missed every time a Republican has given some lukewarm criticism over the past four year or writes a book and everybody jumps up and down like THIS is going to be the thing that does him in?

That the people can purport with a straight face that they don’t understand how the election is going to be close is why he’s going to win again.

Meal plans and exercise plans are dangerous just... whole cloth?

Donna Summer. Yikes. 

Yeah, because lying in the face of what people’s own eyes see really sunk Trump last time.

I feel like anyone who wins an Emmy for a limited series should have to return that Emmy if the limited series comes back for a second season

 Because we’re not Indonesia, probs. 

Jezebel - A site for woman with bee perpetually in her bonnet about SOMEthing

Saw that headline and did not expect a white byline. 

Delusional 

Can’t wait to do that thing we do every few years where the pope says something that doesn’t actually contradict any church teachings but people misinterpret as though he’s some kind of trailblazing reformer.

I would just think someone has been in Congress for 900 years would be a little smarter but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Joan has no idea who Ernie Pantusso was.