Well, that and he can’t say words. 

Don’t worry. Not a single family member is gonna be his caretaker.

But Trump can’t appoint anyone if there’s a vacancy in 2020, right?

So Jezebel is NOT in favor of removing gendered words from the lexicon? 

There’s more than a real chance.  The odds are in his favor. 

“Academically so-so,” maybe?

That’s Cole Porter. 

Los Angeles 

I think it’s cute when people pretend everything the Kardashians do isn’t orchestrated.

While Democrats are seemingly too scared to go after the president’s adult children directly

Wow.  I really feel this.  And I’m sorry for what you went through. 

Peter Tomarken

In an already brimming primary race, do you really want to vote for a guy so out of touch with the news that he’ll blithely flap along to just anything?

Oh

Esther Wang isn’t going to cape for anyone but Bernie. 

This column always makes me think how miserable it must be to be a mom. 

Jane’s still looking for them.  Plus they don’t know how to change the toner in the printer. 

He ever gonna release those tax returns, tho?

You can read the original screenplay here.

Anyone who knows actors knows he’s probably gay