Honestly I don’t think the contest has been good since 2018. I often go back and reread the old stories and have to avoid certain ones cuz they are fucking SCARY. There’s sooo much bad writing (like The Photo) where nothing really happened (like The Photo) and obvious fakery. But I still read every one of them lol.

Honestly I’ll take bloomers and parasols over more fucking mom jeans thank you very much.

I truly have no idea who James Corden is but there is no way this is the worst behavior that Balthazar, a massively trendy restaurant in an ultra touristy neighborhood that has been internationally popular for a quarter century, has ever seen.

Growing up in a big city then moving to a bigger one in my 20's I’ve never been as freaked out as when spending nights in the spooky-ass silence/non-silence at my in-laws in Western Massachussetts. It’s gorgeous but I. Could. Not. Sleep. 

One trillion percent. I’ve lived in a big city all of my life but visiting my in-laws in Western Massachusetts was fucking terrifying. Way too fucking quiet. 

100% spot on.

I am very happy for Swank and all older moms but as the daughter of an older mother (39 when she had me) and as an actual older mother myself (39 when I had my son) there are some very real downsides to having kids later in life. The 2 that I can personally testify to are A) being utterly fucking exhausted all the…

Pretty sure Jolie crafted that “crazy bitch” persona herself: wearing a vial of blood around her neck, going after other gal’s boyfriends & husbands, proclaiming her love of heroin, oh yeah and frenching her brother at the Oscar’s! She was all in on her freaky goth hottie rep until she decided she wanted to be Mother…

My desire to be amused by this scandal involving people I don’t give one shit about is tampered by the fact that Adam Levine really gives me the heebie jeebies. I can’t even read the texts to laugh at them, it’s beyond cringe, it’s full body shudder. 

Literally the first thing I thought of!

I have NEVER understood her appeal. Her music is terrible in my opinion. She never brought anything new to the table just ripping off bad ass bitches before her.

One billion percent. I come to hate-read. It’s sad I used to love Gawker and Jezebel but this site is just an utter mess.

It’s a cult.

Besides Jezebel’s telling and retelling this story inaccurately/devoid of facts on how divorces and process servers actually function; and Wilde’s non-stop whining about it, can we just stop to consider: so she was served divorce papers on stage, so the fuck what? I mean, sure not ideal, but if she’d shut up about it…

My god that’s what I thought too reading this. As Lisa Simpson put it in The Simpsons vs. Australia: “I know what those words mean but that sentence doesn’t make any sense.”

you forgot HILARIOUS too. ;-)

eta: I would posit that this cover and the shoot within are a downright love letter to their friend Linda and if anyone would prefer a respectful take on this please visit the ladies at go fug yourself:

Oh Audra, you didn’t read the interview did you?

Can you imagine if they actually for some reason tricked Linda into posing in swimwear or something and Audra, Jezebl et al would be screaming EXPLOITATION!

Right? I tried so hard in 2016 to make my Bernie Bro anti-Hilary friends understand that a vote for Trump is a vote to lose the Supreme Court and none of them fucking got it.