So would you stop bleating your nonsense if only 1400 Palestinians had been killed in response? Would that be ok? Eye for eye? Pretty damn Biblical amiright? How many lives are Jews owed I wonder, after 2000 years of persecution and 6 million gone in genocide in the last century alon? Or maybe we could just give them…

A-fucking men.

You are so fucking stupid, didn’t I clown you on this last time? You’re right Germans do have elections and vote and guess what they did with that honor? They have some of the strictest laws against anti-semitism on the planet. They are allowed to self-govern and be a valued state in this world cuz they have the…

Dude you are wasting valuable brain cells trying to explain to these ignorant arrogant privileged American stupids why it’s bad that Palestinians attacked Israel and why Israel must defend itself. They will stan for baby-beheading, child-raping, dog-shooting, civilian-kidnapping terrorists all the live long day as…

Also is it Democrats’ fault that so many people are stupid? Just like when this site held women responsible in general for his 2016 win, despite knowing that he won by a very lucky break (90k votes over 3 states, yay electoral vote system!) and lost the popular vote by millions (which, fun fact, is how every…

Obviously you’re a trollie but you do raise a pertinent point that this “he’s broke so he would take bribes” is hypocritical. It’s also so blatantly not the case here. He’s not a starving bartender: he’s a crook and hiding assets. Duh.

1000%. My first and only take is he’s obviously a crook and has money stashed away in a dozen ways my poor little brain can’t fathom.

Jesus, you’re dumber than your profile name. Good luck, sweetie.

Seriously? How would the person know there was ANYONE inside before peering in? The writer has no idea if it was man, woman or child. Are we not allowed to look through windows of closed stores now? Your excuse is worse then the story.

We have much in common! I loooooved Jane Eyre in high school and reread a million times. I also skipped Flowers: I vividly remember picking up the books over and over at the library and just....not pulling the trigger. I could have checked anything out at all, my parents are huge readers and never censored anything,…

I give up. I am going to re-read the contests from 2013-2016. This year is total garbage. I think I’ve read 3 that were ok, only one that’s legitimately creepy.

They should win just for keeping it tight. 

Is it that strange that a person looked in the window? I know I’ve peered into windows of closed shops if I thought I might be interested to check it out when it’s open. 

Good luck trying to convince the feminist intellegencia here that Nancy deserves any credit for anything. Both parties have smart cats and dumb cats but they all still need herding. 

I’d rather people don’t post their 5000 word manuscript to tell about the time the radio switched stations all by itself. Quantity is not quality. That goes for the shear number of submissions too. I think you have your ratios reversed: it’s rare to find a genuinely weird, spooky and/or well-written story in this sea…

For a minute I thought maybe she was in on the joke but nope she’s just a joke. 

It’s true! She has style! Her style is Look at meeeeee, what can I do to make you look at meeeeee!

Oh my god I hate this one so much so good job. It’s legit creepy in a very quiet terrifying way.

Oh yes I am super familiar with this! I have every sleep disorder known to man including Exploding Head Syndrome. I haven’t had it in a while and your story made me realize it. In my case it’s a variety pack including falling off a step, being punched in the face and a gunshot like bang noise. It’s super weird but I’m…

Wild guess: an animal?