Amen.

I mean it’s all fucking bizarre and depressing but just to play along if what the womb-guy (I’m not going back and learning his name) is saying is true how to explain breasts and nipples and why do men have them, dumbass?

Oh ffs if you want spontaneity during a sex scene maybe get a love life?

I barely noticed how stupid this movie was as I was in a constant state of lust over his character’s look. I have a type and it is sleazy psychopath and yuuuummmmm.

This is why I’ve lost every ounce of respect I ever had for Jezebel. They’re not even trying anymore. I come for the hate-read and comments!

Yeah a MALE basketball would totally be worth it!

Anti-healthcare is less controversial and actually more accurate since they really aren’t pro-health care for anyone who isn’t grossly rich.

Somebody’s bored and lonely. Who needs friends and a social life when you can fill your inbox with replies to your trolls?

Or a Supreme Court that considers women worthy of human rights

FFS social media is NOT going outside. Get a life.

Seriously. Get fucked Jezebel. Some of us actually respect brave, tough, imperfect women. 

This is such a good point. A really long time ago, I think Bush the Junior was prez, a friend of mine was touring with her band across the midwest and she was telling me how it wasn’t that people were just racist and mean and gross: they literally didn’t know any better. She’s like there’s no NY Times, no CNN, no PBS,…

Are you one of those people who think he plays 12 dimensional chess or something? There is not one iota of evidence that Dolt 45 has the mental capacity, emotional bandwidth, loyalty or compassion to think this far ahead or put absolutely anyone ahead of his pathetic need for complete and total adulation. He doesn’t…

Don’t forget his 2016 win was an absolute fluke: he won by 90k votes spread over 3 states due to our super modern and reasonable electoral college system and he lost the popular election by I think final count was 4 million? Actually being struck by lightning twice is more likely.

The solace here is you are quoting a Jezebel article. No one serious is taking it seriously. I’ve been reading and commenting since the Gawker days and now come to Jezebel to get the wrong opinion since 2017....

I am pretty fucking sure Jezebel lead the hoards of torch carriers...

If

Gimmee all the jewels but this is pretty fucking cheesy

I sincerely come here for all the wrong opinions on fashion. If incisive yet hilarious commentary on celebrity fashion is your jam here you go https://www.gofugyourself.com/

Wow I really did think that his coke orgies brag was just him trying super hard to be cool or something but it’s clear now that he was actually telling the truth. It’s fascinating how hard his people turned on him--have we ever seen anything like it before from the GOP?