I am stuck on how a plate of charcuterie could ever be called a cake by anyone. 

If an accessory could be constipated this is what it would look like.

Wait what? Made up for a day out? Like going to work? or...? Also I am pretty sure that across the board attorneys tell their clients NOT to stare down just about anyone testifying against them. It’s kind of a bad look.

I’m in the same boat. I don’t know these people. I am not following the trial. Admittedly I was a young girl when 21 Jump Street came out and have been salivating over him ever since plus this little goth gal’s black heart bleeding all over Edward Scissorhands. Kate Moss is/was my all time favorite model and I really…

I’m genuinely curious: if she didn’t write the op-ed doesn’t that make his suit null and void? Shouldn’t he be suing the ACLU?

It’s not even good gossip though. Like who cares about these 2 people and this non-drama? The site is trash and a confused mess.

The short answer here is he absolutely has no control over the process serving. I doubt he would even know what service his lawyer is using much less be able to dictate when one of their many employees decides how and when to serve one of their many clients. This is just so dumb and so fucking typical of Jezebel’s…

Can you incorporate a Bush vs. Moss joke cuz I’ve been trying for hours and I am stumped.

Generally the writing on this site is sub par but this is genius:

It could be a regional thing. When I moved from California to NYC no one know that when I said we “fried” it meant we took acid, just for an example. Oh and I never heard anyone refer to coke as “yayo” in Cali but that’s one of its nicknames here. The More You Know tm.

Being one and done I am totally convinced that most people have their second because the first one was such a shit show and you learn SO MUCH ON THE JOB that you’re like the 2nd will be a breeze. I could go on and on and on the shit I did wrong cuz I just didn’t know as it happens in real time and you’re a mess trying…

Omg my original post had zero to do with what happened and everything to do with Jezebel’s inconsistently strident reaction to the whole mess. I am agreeing with how the Oscar’s handled it. I don’t think he needed to be arrested. I do think the ban was appropriate. The majority of overreaction seems to be here at…

Wtf are you talking about? No one called the police. He got banned from the Oscars for hitting a presenter on stage during the show. A very reasonable result of said action.

What is a mid-tier slap? Btw a slap is open handed by default. And this one was delivered on live tv in response to an extremely tepid joke at the expense of another celebrity which has been the bread and butter of the Oscar’s for...ever? How many fat jokes did they make about Jack Nicholson and he never got up on…

What the actual fuck is the point of this article? We SHOULDN’T hold people responsible for live on-camera assaults? We SHOULD but not take so long about it? The Academy is responsible for punishing American citizens of crimes they’ve been accused of but not actually convicted of? Some celebrities are worse than Will…

I wrote same above. Not only was he the soul of professionalism but since hasn’t tried to dine out on the publicity in any way unlike apparently quite a few people who had no involvement and Will Smith with his lame-ass non-apology.

Thank you. The more I read of this debacle the more impressed I am with Chris Rock’s handling and reaction of a stupid situation which has gone nuclear which have been, in order: professional and human.

Greenberg is a piece of work that goes beyond his most recent troubles. American Greed Podcast has a great episode if you are interested. 

High waisted and up the butt. I just don’t get it. 

My god where has this gif been hiding?!?