I dunno. Haughtiness is a special brand of dipshit. Whitlock is the pompous blowhard variety of dipshit, but I doubt he’s bringin’ the haiku to Undefeated, or super cute nicknames for sports teams that show off his mighty intellect: “Verily the square root of 49 is 7 so henceforth the San Francisco Football team shall…

Drawing bandgaps and solving maxwell equations makes a great IT architect! I know I wouldn’t since I didn’t even take graph theory.

they should set you back to the greys for that comment

hey the good thing is the ford will run and you probably can go down to Checkers or Auto zone to get parts where as that VW is going to need special parts made by some a hole in Germany

In a thousand years, media archaeologists are gonna come across a shard of this particular piece of internet pottery...and just see how many times they can skip it across the nearby lake of fracking waste water.

I didn’t need such extensive documentation to show me that Pinkham’s a knothead, but I enjoyed that nonetheless.

Hinge sucks. I was all excited because hey, meeting friends-of-friends is better than meeting strangers, right? WRONG.

The situation on Hinge at the moment is SO CHILL that no one even sends messages. A very “I’m open to online dating, but won’t actually contact you” kind of thing. (My fragile ego refuses to believe it’s just me.)

dont presume to tell me how to fuck. I can disappoint my lovers just fine on my own, thank you.

""She's an excellent broker,'' a former employee of Charatan's told the New York Times in 2003, ''but she's also one of the most ruthless people I have ever come across.''

Jameis Winston interrupted the press conference, yelling "Fornicate her precisely in the pudenda!"

So jelly to not be a cult member who's preoccupied with fucking.

every single article i have read about poly is basically a list of why it is ok.

Kink shaming! Kink shaming! Oppressor! Seriously it's just a big group of attention whores with poor boundaries. It's hilarious when their "arrangements" implode.

Yeahno. Because "poly acceptance" usually comes with a heavy side (or main dish) of "poor, deluded, insecure monogamous people. They are so uptight and not in touch with their secshualiteee."

Ever notice poly people tend to be the kind of people you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?