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mike ghenu
brokeinmileend

Left Shark doesn't know what crab water tastes like?

Yes, my all time favorite Yelp review was for a now-closed strip club in downtown Portland. Basically, the guy bought a series of lap dances from a girl, went home to his girlfriend and promptly got dumped for smelling like pussy and stripper perfume.

cry harder pissant. i'm sure your mercedes will hug you on the drive home.

I'm wondering if those are wrestling trunks or Adult Diapers painted red?

He makes David Arquette look like David Flair.

Being an expat in Lebanon has its challenges, especially when you're pale, blonde and built like a boy. Bras rarely

Its time for the moderate whites to start taking some responsibility.

If by "hot bed" you mean self-destructive black hole of obsession and masochism, featuring the worst hockey media in the world and a fanbase that will interrupt the dinner of a fourth liner for autographs.

Two asses and four hooters...

Stassa Edwards wrote an article about this fiasco on Jezebel only yesterday. Why the need for two different authors to write up and publish two different pieces on the same event twice in 24 hours?

No, one went to yale and one went to texas............his nephew was is in my fraternity at South Carolina, surprisingly down to earth guy. Having SS detail outside of my house when he came over to buy weed from my roommate was not ideal, I don't care how many times he says it's cool. I wish I was making that last

worst take in the history of takes! This has to be it!

This isn't even good trolling. Gonna need a hotter take than that. -1