brokeinmileend
mike ghenu
brokeinmileend

Please. As a former call center employee, please, please, please, treat us with some respect. We hate our jobs. All we want to do is just punch the clock and pay our bills. In order to do that we have to listen to 50-100 strangers berate us, insult us, swear at us, demand impossible things from us for > $10. Most of

Given the internals, the new Mac Book looks like a portable battery pack with a computer in it.

Left Shark doesn't know what crab water tastes like?

Yes, my all time favorite Yelp review was for a now-closed strip club in downtown Portland. Basically, the guy bought a series of lap dances from a girl, went home to his girlfriend and promptly got dumped for smelling like pussy and stripper perfume.

My method involves absinthe, a Ouija board, and the corruption of my immortal soul.

cry harder pissant. i'm sure your mercedes will hug you on the drive home.

I'm wondering if those are wrestling trunks or Adult Diapers painted red?

He makes David Arquette look like David Flair.

I don't know if it's scientific or not — but being from Canada, during winter time, some freezing rain occurs. If the person starts his car and waits a little bit to warm the inside; that could happen. A few times during winter, when you roll down the window, a screen of ice will form and take the place of the window.

Being an expat in Lebanon has its challenges, especially when you're pale, blonde and built like a boy. Bras rarely

Its time for the moderate whites to start taking some responsibility.

If by "hot bed" you mean self-destructive black hole of obsession and masochism, featuring the worst hockey media in the world and a fanbase that will interrupt the dinner of a fourth liner for autographs.

Out in the southern Idaho desert there are the remains of an attempt to build a nuclear powered bomber that could fly forever and drop nukes on Russia. Should you ever find yourself near Arco, Idaho, you owe it to yourself to visit this shrine to insanity. As a bonus you can tour Murrica's first working breeder

I built up that bike with my own two hands, including the wheels. It's an Affinity track frame with janky geometry that looks cool but hurts my old knees these days. Not pictured is my daily driver, a Linus with an internal five-speed hub. It's nice but overpriced—I wouldn't buy it again.

Two asses and four hooters...

Stassa Edwards wrote an article about this fiasco on Jezebel only yesterday. Why the need for two different authors to write up and publish two different pieces on the same event twice in 24 hours?